The sad but true story... Lyrics

It's been a pretty long time baby, but now I'm back in town
It's time to leave your husband now, you know that little clown

Last time we were seeing didn't you beg for more
It's okey with me as long as you do it four on the floor

This is what I'm giving you
You'll get it all to night
You will be my lover, but not my tender wife

I'll be harder than your husband
I'll be harder than your man
I'll hit you with my twenty inch until you can not stand

I'll be harder...

I've missed the little northpole on the bottom of my twister
Here's the one-eyed-worm now you'll never be a sister

Well it's time to leave now, you better walk home
Don't forget you underwears, you look pretty stoned

This is what...

I'll be harder...
I'll be harder...
I'll be harder...