Waiting for the Girl Lyrics

The pope is on the tv
The queen is in the news
My dinner's in the oven
Michelle she got the blues
The grape is good for picking
The train it runs on time
My mouth is full of nothing
I pour a glass of wine
Police are on a stake-out
The cat is on the prowl

The prize is in a basket
The pictures on the wall
The seed is on the paper
The mouse don't make a sound
The neighbours they are fucking
The sun is going down

But we're all
We're all
Waiting for the girl to call
The clothes are in the washer

The kids are leaving school
My dad has bought a donkey
The other night was cool
The club is never open
The lights are never green
Inside I think im laughing
I like to hear you scream
Theres nothing on the tv
Put on the radio
The song well I've heard better
I hate the video
My mates are coming over
Theres nothing left to eat
My cat has eaten so much
She cannot see her feet

But we're all
We're all
Waiting for the girl to call

Theres a party gonna crash this Friday
Hey waiting for ya
I killed the bottle
Now my head feels funny
Hey Waiting for ya
The guys are leaving
Said they Feel like going out
If I get lucky
Maybe you'll talk dirty

Waiting for the girl to call
Waiting for the girl to call