Cry Baby Lyrics

My guy is really something
He's sensitive and shy
My guy is such a bumpkin
It doesn't take much to make him cry.
If you hurt someone helpless
It's like taking away all his toys

He's just a cry baby boy.

My guy is sentimental
He's always feeling blue
He can be so temperamental and I don't know what I should do.
If you step on a little bug he cries all over the floor

He's just a cry baby bore.

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I don't want to hurt his feelings

But his outbursts have me really
Boo-hoo-hoo-ing all the time

If I turn out like him
I think I'm gonna cry
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He's such a cry baby

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(Spoken:) And I'll tell you something else

My guy is such a wet noodle
He's always teary-eyed
He acts like a real cock-a-doodle
He can't even tell you why.
If you just play him a sappy song

He acts like his doggie just died

He's just a cry baby guy.

(Spoken:) No kidding
Oh dear

My guy is such a whiner
He's worse than baddie so
A cockroach seen in the diner

And the tears flow out of the blue.
And if I ask him to knock it off
He goes and cries in the can

He's such a cry baby man.

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I love a cry baby

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He's such a cry baby

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(Spoken:) Would you knock it off please? Thank you.