My TV's terrorizing me / Shows me what I don't wanna see / Buy me I'm cheap / And I'm what you need / Endless comercials soak my brain / While ringtones driving me insane / Buy me I'm ..../
Between L.A. law and muppet show / I found my way I think I know / All that I need, all that I need to know / Desperate housewifes let me go / I love you all but I know / All that I need to know / Not all that glitters is really gold /
MTV I cannot see / Why you're called Music TV / Watch me I'm cheap / I'm what you need / You can be rich you can be cool / Drive German cars into the pool / Trust me I'm good /
Do what you should /
Hereby I solemnly declare / Put down in writing and on air / That I will definitely kill my TV / I'll take the chance to say goodbye / To glamour worlds / And nice price lies on the screen /Seductive and mean / Not all that gitters is really gold