Anthem of the Handsome Ransom Lyrics

This is the anthem of the handsome ransom

We didn't want to cause any trouble
We just wanted them to listen to the band,
So we gave'em a fax that said:
We have hidden a bomb in your women's toilet
If you wanna prevent the disaster
Come to the club
On the 25th to see us. but they came not
We paid 500 marks for that

Some people never heard anything 'bout jokes

THIS IS THE ANTHEM?

Hello Hartwig !
We've got tapes of your new, fantastic band
So if you want them back
You gotta place 50.000 buck in
The women's toilet of the Teldec
You know,
Otherwise
You won't hear your band again
Cause we will erase everything
Come on Hartwig
COME ON

THIS IS THE?

We thought music's got
Something to do with instruments and feelings
This is not the truth !
Lawyers and money that is what counts
We sat in a boat with sharks all around us
We've tried to get rid off'em
But when they smell money
You can't hold'em back
So we've invented our own kind of kidnapping
We're kidnapping ourselves
And you pay the ransom
That sounds good, ha

THIS SI?