Philly Cheese Steak (skit) Lyrics

(Guy):
Gotta a girl that I think I'm gon love forever and forever we'll be together together

(Guy 2):
Who that my nigga U rax?

(Guy):
No motherf**kin doubt. Who that my man Fuquan top of fifth?

(Guy 2):
What up baby?

(Guy):
Ain't nothin baby holdin it down out here blazin some of this Glenwood. I'm hungrier than a hostage dawg. I'm on my way to the store. Come with me real quick. Hey hey hey hey yo!

(Foreign guy):
What? All my money grippers.

(Guy):
Yeah it's me baby. What's goin on Ackman? You got any good cheese steaks?

(Foreign guy):
Ackman? My brother Ackman. My name is Raul.

(Guy):
Oh my fault Raul. What's up baby?

(Foreign guy):
No prob, let's go.

(Guy):
Let me get a two Philly cheese steaks salt pepper ketchup mayonnaise fried onions...

(Foreign guy):
Hold up man. What type of motherf**kin shit? What the f**k you orderin some shit?

(Guy):
That's a Philly cheese steak man.

(Foreign guy):
I don't know that part. You put garlic mayonnaise bell pepper.

(Guy):
Huh?

(Foreign guy):
And lettuce on a cheese steak.

(Guy):
No no you totally off now. Listen you don't know shit about Philly dawg.

(Foreign guy):
Listen no keep keep...

(Guy):
You don't know shit about 28th and Jefferson

(Guy 2):
Philly steaks man.

(Foreign guy):
I know that part my cousin stay that part.

(Guy}:
21st and Siegal.

(Foreign guy):
My uncle build buildings there.

(Guy):
10th and Pappal.

(Foreign guy):
My stocks in the building there too.

(Guy):
Lehigh Avenue.

(Foreign guy):
I wear Levi's. You know I wear the Levi's.

(Guy):
I said Lehigh Avenue.

(Foreign guy):
You can't tell me where I am from. I'm from Philly.

(Guy):
You're not from Philly.

(Foreign guy):
Philly. And the Philly top of the line. No you get the f**k out and go find the AK

(Guy):
Oh there you go with that AK shit again. Alright listen baby. I'm a holla back at ya. Now what I'm sayin.

(Foreign guy):
Okay motherf**ker. Money fret grip tight jeans.

(Guy 2):
This guy's not from Philly man.

(Foreign guy):
I'm from Philly.

(Guy):
No Philly where we from.

(Foreign guy):
No Philly is where I am from.

(Guy):
Remember that.

(Guy 2):
Remember that nigga. F**k you and that cheese steak man.