Anything You Can Do (I Can Do Better) Lyrics

Anything you can do, I can do better
I can do anything better than you

No you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can, Yes, I can

Anything you can be, I can be greater
Sooner or later I'm greater than you

No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not
Yes, I am
No, you're not!.
Yes, I am, Yes, I am

I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge
I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow
I can live on bread and cheese
And only on that?
Yes
So can a rat

Any note you can reach, I can go higher
I can sing anything higher than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can

Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper
I can buy anything cheaper than you

Fifty cents?
Forty cents
Thirty cents?
Twenty cents
No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

Anything you can say, I can say softer
I can say anything softer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
Yes, I can

I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
I can drink it quicker and get even sicker
I can open any safe
Without bein' caught?
Yes
That's what I thought... you crook

Any note you can hold, I can hold longer
I can hold any note longer than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can... Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I ca-a-a-a-n
Yes, you ca-a-a-an

Anything you can wear, I can wear better
In what you wear I'd look better than you

In my coat?
In your vest
In my shoes?
In your hat
No, you can't
Yes, I can... Yes, I can

Anything you can say, I can say faster
I can say anything faster than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
YesIcan

I can jump a hurdle
I can wear a girdle
I can knit a sweater
I can fill it better
I can do most anything
Can you bake a pie?
No
Neither can I

Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter
I can sing anything sweeter than you
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't
Yes, I can
No, you can't, can't, can't
Yes, I can, can, can

Yes, I can
No, you can't