Me Songtext

von Disney´s Beauty and the Beast

Gaston
You've been dreaming
Just one dream
Nearly all your life
Hoping, scheming
Just one theme
Will you be a wife?
Will you be some he-man's property?
Good news! That he-man's me!

This equation
Girl plus man
Doesn't help just you
On occasion
Women can
Have their uses too
Mainly to extend the family tree
Pumpkin, extend with me!

We'll be raising sons galore

Belle
Inconceivable!

Gaston
Each built six-foot-four

Belle
Unbelievable!

Gaston
Each one stuffed with every Gaston gene!

Belle
I'm not hearing this!

Gaston
You'll be keeping house with pride

Belle
Just incredible!

Gaston
Each day gratified

Belle
So unweddable!

Gaston
That you are part of this idyllic scene

I can see that we will share
All that love implies
We shall be the perfect pair
Rather like my thighs
You are face to face with destiny!
All roads lead to
The best things in life are
All's well that ends with me!
Escape me, there's no way
Certain as do re
Belle, when you marry
Me!