Gaston Songtext

von Disney´s Beauty and the Beast

Lefou
Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston
Looking so down in the dumps
Every guy here'd like to be you, Gaston
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as admired as you -
You're everyone's fa-vor-ite guy -
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston
No one's quick as Gaston
No one's neck's is as incredibly thick as Gaston's!
For there's no man in town as half as manly
Perfect! A pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team
They'd prefer to be on!

Tom, Dick & Stanley
No one's been like Gaston
A kingpin like Gaston

Lefou
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston!

Gaston
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!

All
My, what a guy, that Gaston!
Give five hurrahs! Give twelve hip-hips!

Lefou
Gaston is the bset and the rest is all drips!

All
No one fights like Gaston
Douses lights like Gaston

Lefou
In a wrestling match, nobody bites like Gaston

Silly Girls
For there's no one as burly and brawny

Gaston
As you see, I've got biceps to spare

Lefou
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny

Gaston
That's right! And every last inch of me's covered with hair!

Cronies
No one hits like Gaston

Villager #1
Matches wits like Gaston

Villager #2
In a spitting match, nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston
I'm especially good at expectorating!
Ptooey!

All
Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston
When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs
Every morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown
I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge

All
My, what a guy - Gaston!

All
No one shoots like Gaston
Makes those beauts like Gaston

Lefou
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston

Gaston
I use antlers in all of my decorating!

All
My, what a guy - Gaston!