Maison des lunes Songtext

von Disney´s Beauty and the Beast

Gaston
When a man like me is thwarted
And denied his honeymoon

Lefou
When the pretty thing he's courted
Refuse to swoon

Gaston
Then the time has come for a murky plan

Lefou
For which he turns to a murky man

All Three
To find that fiend where better than
At the Maison des Lunes?

Gaston
You'll be strapping up an inmate

Lefou
Very tightly

Gaston
Very soon

And we won't bring him in late

Lefou
Your check-in time's noon

D'Arque
How sad Maurice is not too well

Gaston
Prepare a five-start padded cell!

All
And book him in for a long, long spell
At the Maison des Lunes

Gaston
Do I make myself entirely clear?

Lefou
It's the simplest deal of your whole foul career

Gaston
Put Maurice away and she'll be here in moments

Lefou
In a dreadful state

Gaston
She'll capitulate to me

D'Arque
Oh! Oh! Oh, I love incarceration
I could lock up a platoon

Gaston
We'll Apply your inclination
To one old buffoon

Gaston/Lefou
Then wave one bachelor goodbye

Lefou
She'd rather die
Than have her daddy ossify

D'Arque
The time's opportune

All Three
So book the church, raise glasses high
To the Maison des Lunes