Val Kilmer Songtext

von Bowling For Soup

I always thought my movie, would be a comedy
Not quite the tragedy that it's become
More slapstick, than chick-flick
More Caddyshack, thank Breakfast at Tiffany's

So thank me at the podium for a lifetime of contribution
Turn on the cameras. Someone cue the extras
Hair and make-up to the set.

R:
Because the big screen's calling. Final casting call
It's your big shot baby. You're the next big star.
Of another stupid movie bout the guy with the broken heart.
Who's falling apart.

You're headed for the cutting room floor
And in the sequel honey, I'm the guy who gets the girl

So if you missed my movie. Get the dvd.
Check out the chemistry between you and me.
Less Raising Arizona, More Steel Magnolias
So when you walk down that red carpet, I hope you trip and fall
I hope someone squirts you with the water gun, A super soaker filled with pee

R:

Bridge:
All apologies to Kevin Costner and that chick from Monster.
Give me Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Belushi and eben Val Kilmer.
He was funny and real genius.
What about top gun?
No. Top gun wasn't fun.
Whatever...
Top Secret was funny, too.
But he sucked as Batman.

R:
And now the big screens calling. Final casting Call
It's your big shot baby. you're the next big star.
Of another dumbp movie bout a guy with a broken heart.
I'm falling apart.
Steven Spielberg's calling and he's sending a car
It's your big sot baby, your're the next big star
Of another stupid movie bout y guy with a broken heart
Who's falling apart
You're headed for the cutting room floor
But in the sequel honey, I'm the guy, who gets the girls

Adam Sandler, Will Ferrel, Belushi and Akroid, Chris Farley, Bill Murray in Stripes.
Eddie Murphy til 90, Chris Rock and John Cadny, the cast of Hollywood Knights.
Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, and the Farelly Brothers are more my style.
Terms Of Endearment, I didn't get it. I'd much rather SHUT UP AND SMILE.