Luckiest Loser Songtext

von Bowling For Soup

Man you're really one heck of a guy
Best friends since junior high
You showed me playboy for the very first time that was wet
We saw bon jovi we sat in the front row
I pierced your ear right before the show
We stole your brother's beer and he didn't know ohoho...

Whoaha your new girlfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love or did you just want to get some

REFRAIN:
That girls is crazy
She's a loco-motion
I know you know she used to be my girl
You's better run for cover cuz she's ticking like a time bomb
And did I mention that you both suck dot com

Now you're stuck with her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with cougar
I guess that makes me the Luckiest Loser

I met at a kegger passed out in the yard
Getting in her pants wasn't really that hard
6 months later she crashed my car
That was wrapped
She's got a glow from here spray on tan
Marylin Manson is her favorite band
I really think she might worship satan
Not a fan

Whoaha your new boyfriend is a son of a gun
Did you fall in love or did you just want to get some

REFRAIN:

Now she's stuck with you
Like a Frat Guy with a bad tattoo
Like celebrity golf with Alice Cooper
I guess that makes me the Luckiest Loser

Bridge:
Mel Gibson, Danny Glover,
You deserve each other
A lethal Weapon when you take her home to meet your mother
She was a superstar
Backseat of my car
Those days are over now, but life goes on yeah...

REFRAIN:

Now you're stuck with her
Like Mellencamp is stuck with Cougar
Like Number 2 on a Pooper-Scooper
I guess that makes me the luckiest loser