Ohio Songtext

von Bowling For Soup

Hello...Hello..Hello...Hello..Hello!
[Band Talking to each other]
Wooo.......
Move around kids..
Bill Parcells wants...What?..Start Over
1...2...3..
Lawrence Whittaker wants you back (He's got a lazy eye)
Mike Judge wants you back
Debbie Allen wants you
And my taco wants you back
Larry Hagman wants you back
Audie Murphy wants you back
The Alamo wants you back
And Beyonce sure got back (hehehe)
Enron wants you back
My mom wants us back
The Dallas Cowboys want you back
Bob Wills want you back
Barry White wants you back (Baby)
Kelly Clarkson wants you back
And my pick-up wants you back
The Rangers want A-Rod back (No Way!)
Don Henley wants you back
The Polyphonic Spree want you back (woohoo)
Lyndon Johnson wants you back
And my dog wants you back (hahaha)
Shannon Elizabeth wants me back (Hahahahahaha)
Its true guys she loves me
News 11 This just in Shannon Elizabeth does not want you back (Hahahaha) (Oh Boy)
DRI wants you back
Sparta wants you back
Ughh...(hahaha)
Let's try that again
Sparta wants you back
Mars Volta wants you back
(*Belch*..uggh something came up Seriously)
WE WANT AT THE DRIVE IN BACK! (YEA!)
Dangerous Toys wants you back (my God)
ZZ Top wants you back
The Dallas Morning News Wants you back
The Four Star Telegram wants you back
The Branch Dividians want you back
Dallas Texas wants you back
Oooh I can't top that i'm gonna try....
I've got a hairy back
[Laughter]
I-45 is the name of the handle
Mommie Dearest wants you back
The Aggies wants you back
Gary Busey wants you back
Walter Cronkite wants you back
Judge Roy Bean wants you back
Tim Duncan wants you back
Patrick Swayze wants you back
Bill Parcells wants you back
Witchita Falls wants us back (But we're never going back)
I'm drunk (Oh Yeah)
Morgan Fairchild wants you back
Dan Rather wants you back
Ok..Rusty we gotta do this again with Sim filming
And without Sim (HAHAHA)
Seriously cause he is fucking up every time
We don't want Sim back
He's fucking up our track
He's ok with the camera
But when he opens his mouth..(Whit Whit Waa)
This is a shoutout to all of our homees and homesses
And all you motherfuckers in Texas cause (Word Up)
Possy...Possy havers..and givers of Possy
Alright whosever given us possy
This is a shoutout to you
We thank you very much
This is not recording anything
I've gotten much possy over the years
Seriously this is a good Outro for this song cuz uh
It's not recording anymore
Oh yeah it is It's recording
I bet you 500,000
Let's see the motherfucking pink on the screen
Why don't you follow my lead and not argue all the time
I've gotten more possy in the last few years than Eric has in his whole life
I don't know if thats true but uh dude...
I have a really really big possy
Its huge its like the freaking Grand Canyon
You have a freakin smelly possy
Yes a big stinky possy
Well you know most of the time I am hanging out with my possy
Its hanging out after the show and so they've been a little sweaty so you
Know people get stinky (That explains it)
Oh man here we are its the end of our album
Let's take a shower together
Haha no I think thats a bad idea I don't think we are all gonna fit in there (I disagree)
I meant let's go have a beer together (Oh)
We should try it (Let's see some money)
Uh its the end of our record uh Thank you
If your still here than you are more queer than us
You have some problems (and a lot of time on your hands buddy)
And you should seek help
Oh...Thank you! (Hang on)
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...
Holy shit dude that was awesome
Goodbye...Goodbye..Goodbye...Goodbye..
It's time to say goodbye...