Friends Like You Songtext

von Bowling For Soup

With friends like you
Who needs friends
(and so on)

You know you left the window open
And now the cat is gone
And my girlfriends says you're really sweet
What the hell is going on
You never gave me back my leather jacket
And now it's out of style
And I wanted you that incense burner would set my house on fire

But I'm not gonna beat you up
Or drag you through the mud
I just want all my cd's back and the cases
With the artwork, still in tact

REFRAIN:
Friends like you
Who need friends
(aso...)

Like when the guy punched you in Reno
Had a lawyer for a dad
He got us mixed up and sued my ass
Man, that was really cool of you
To fix me up with a girl from work
That used to be a guy
When you lost all my money on the super bowl
It made wanna cry

But I'm not gonna beat you up
Or drag you in the mud
When the pending file sharing suit goes down
Hey why'd you need the whole metallica catalogue anyway
We haven't liked them for 12 years
We like the queers
We like beers
Stuck with van halen half way through the sammy years
And now it's over

You know you left the backdoor open
And now the dog is gone
My girlfriend says you're really sweet
What the fuck is going on?
You never gave me back my leather jacket
And now it's out of style
I should have beat you with your birkenstock
When you set my house on fire

Friends like you
Who needs friends
(a.s.o....)