Amateur Night Songtext

von Bowling For Soup

Okay line up and look away
Single file against the wall
And please patiently wait
And reapply the lines under your eyes
And spray some more cologne
Because I've only sneezed twice
And hey, ho, well, what do you know
It's fashionable now to wear your flip flops in the snow
And alright you're gonna score tonight
So game faces everyone

Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home

Wink wink can I buy you a drink?
Are you from Tennessee cause you're the only ten I see
And oh, dude, did you just see her boobs
Like two pigs in a blanket and her butt was freaking huge
And hey chum, the biggest rule of thumb is
Don't forget your chapstick and gum
Don't forget your chapstick and gum

Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home

Just to clarify we played a game
Get thrown out and then sneak back in
Bop bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night.

Cause it's amateur night, tonight
Everybody get dressed up and pick a fight
Drink until you just can't stand up and then drive home
Go shake your booty like you just don't care
Wear a button saying "Can I smell your underwear?"
Please forgive me but I think I'm fine to just stay home

Just to clarify we played a game
Get thrown out and then sneak back in
Bop bop, do the bouncer at the end of the night.