99 Biker Friends Songtext

von Bowling For Soup

Such a big man
Such a little chick
I think it all goes back to your tiny
Pick up truck in the driveway
With a sticker on the window
Rest in piece numer 3

Tell all your friends
How you put her in her place
7 pounds of make up just to hide
Her beat up face

Such a pretty face

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Well it takes a tough man to slap her around
Such a bad guy to keep such a good girl down
She's always wearing shades but we all see
Behind that tinted glass
And I've got 99 biker friends
Who wanna kick your ass

Tell her that I'm sorry
Blame is on the beer
Your dada was mean to you
Your friends think you're an asshole
And I do too
Over compensating for your small shoes
Taking her away
But you won't say when
Hold her in your arms tell her
This won't happen again


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Bridge
I wish Bruce Lee was here right now
With his trusty num-
Chuck norris is still allive
So lets call up waker, texas ranger
All the dudes from dangerdanger
Let's get the a-team
50 cent with his bing bling
And < couple of prison guards

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