It's in His Piss Songtext

von Bob Rivers

(It's In His Kiss, Shoop Shoop Song - Betty Everett)

Is he drug-free?
I wanna know
How can I tell
If he's strung out on dope?
(Is it bloodshot eyes? )
Oh no he's got Visine
(Is he getting' high? )
His urine won't be clean

If you wanna know
If he's smokin' dope
It's in his piss
(That's where it is)
It's in his whiz
(Check out his piss)
Oh yeah

Piss in
This plastic cup
We'll find out what we want to know
If it's drugs like we think that it is
It's there in his whiz

(Oh is he smokin' crack)
Oh my it's hard to say
But it's certain that twitchin'
All night and day

If you want to know
If it's in his nose
It's in his piss
(That's where it is)
Oh yeah
It's in his whiz
(And if it is)
He'll be dismissed
(No slap on the wrist)
Oh no
Because of his piss
(Pack up your shit)