What If God Smoked Cannabis? Lyrics

If God had long hair and a goatee,
And if his eyes were pretty glazed...
If He looked spaced out
Would you buy his story?
Would you believe he had an eye infection?

And yeah, yeah, God looks baked
And yeah, yeah, God smells good,
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Hit the bong like some of us?
Drove a tie-dyed microbus,
And he subscribes to Rolling Stone?

Whe nGod made this place, in the beginning,
Did He plant any seeds?
Or did he put them there for Adam and Eve,
So they'd be hungry for the apple
That the snake was always offerin'?

And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,
And yeah, yeah, God smells good,
And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...

What if God smoked cannabis?
Do you s'pose he had a buzz
When he made the platypus
When he created earth, our home?
Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?
And do you think He rolls His own
Up there in heaven on the throne?

And when the saints go marching home,
Maybe he sits and smoke a bowl