The Slaughter Special Lyrics

I work at the deli, just across the street from you
A wonderful place, that serves up maggotbeef and wormstew
Here you can find all kinds of great meat,
I have some carving to do so please take a seat

Would you like a kidney with your bladder-sandwich?
I can make it quickly, just in a pinch
The rotting smell makes this place fucking rule,
You gotta see the back, it's like a massive blood-pool

[Chorus]
The slaughter special, get it while it's hot!
Fresh arms and legs cut up and cooked in a pot
The slaughter special, mmm warm and tender,
Bloody bits carved out and splattered in a blender!