Boarding House Lyrics

After another allnighter of killing,
Turkey makes movie madness pit stop rental,
For some goretits and blood spilling
I tried to rent "Don't Go In The House",
But some dipshit beat me to it,
Instead I got stuck with something called Boarding House!

Alone on the racks it sat stinking like slime,
Battered, worn out, and beat up
A forgotten VHS turd in time
Said it starred someone named "Kalassu"
And directed by "John Wintergate,
I wondered and shouted out loud