Gobble up Your Guts, Part 2: Revenge of the Turkey Monster Lyrics

Another night at the drive-in, such a great time
Watched 3 cheesy flicks for only a dime!
All was interrupted, with a loud crash out of the screen
This wasn't a movie, it definitely wasn't a dream!
The fiery explosion brought chaos to us all,
We should have all went to the multiplex at the mall
Had people yelling "what the fuck?" and "yikes!"
The driver seemed content and cut them down with glee,
It had feathers and a beak, and now wants to kill me!

"Is that a guy in a turkey costume?"
No, you idiot