My mom she's not a woman anymore,
She dresses like dresses like dresses like a man
(dresses like a man)
Oh how she's not as feminine as she used to be before.
Oh how she is so damned masculine.
I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
My mom's not the same as she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass
My mom's not quite the Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor and
I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door
My mom's a transvestite
Writer(s): Mark Hoppus, Thomas Delonge, Scott Raynor
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