She Don't Use Jelly Lyrics

I know a girl who
Thinks and goes
She'll make you breakfast
She'll make you toast
She don't use butter
She don't use cheese
She don't use jelly
Or any of these, she uses
Vasoline, vasoline

I know a guy who
Goes to shows
Then he's at home and
He blows his nose
He don't use tissues
Or his sleeve
He don't use napkins
Or any of these, he uses:
Magazines, magazines.

And I know this girl who
Reminds me of Cher
She's always changing
The color of her hair
But she don't use nothing
She buy at the store
She likes her hairdo
To be real orange, she uses:
Tangerines, tangerines.