Keelhauled Lyrics

My friends I stand before you,
To tell a truth most dire.
There lurks a traitor in our midst,
Who has invoked the captain's ire.

Don't deserve no mercy,
We ought to shoot him with a gun.
But I am not an evil man,
So first let's have a little fun.

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope,
And throw him overboard.
Drag him underneath the ship,
A terrifying deadly trip.

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber,
Send him down to the depths below.
Make that bastard walk the plank,
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho.

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber,
Send him down to the depths below.
Make that bastard walk the plank,
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho.

I will not say what he has done,
His sins are far too grave to tell.
It's not my place to judge a man,
But for that he will burn in hell.

The sharks will dine upon his flesh,
And Davy Jones will have his soul.
Take his money and his hat,
He won't need that where he's gonna go.

But first let's tie him to a rope,
And throw him overboard.
Drag him underneath the ship,
A terrifying deadly trip.

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber,
Send him down to the depths below.
Make that bastard walk the plank,
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho.

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber,
Send him down to the depths below.
Make that bastard walk the plank,
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho.

We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope,
And throw him overboard.
Drag him underneath the ship,
A terrifying deadly trip.

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber,
Send him down to the depths below.
Make that bastard walk the plank,
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho.

Keelhaul that filthy landlubber,
Send him down to the depths below.
Make that bastard walk the plank,
With a bottle of rum and a yo-ho-ho.