The Excited Southerner Orders a Meal Songtext

von Adam Sandler

{Adam:} And the now the excited southerner orders a meal at his favorite
Diner.

{Waiter:} Hi, what can I get you today?

{Excited Southerner:} Hi, how are you...I was...if you could, tell me, if you...eh,
The chef salad, if it, does it come, if you come... a la carte, if you see the...I
Saw the breakfast menu and the, and they got the, and the different entrees
With the dspe-dspe-dspe-dspecials today, and the the and...I'm watching my
Weight...diabetic, with the low sodium...if you could broil...i-i-i-instead
Of fried, I ya, just, hash browns...I wanted to mix the ketchup with the
May-mayonaise, make my own sauce, if that's, could bring out a separate
Plate for that with the chicken, your chicken fried steak...the blue plate
Special, does that come with the soup of the day, or-

{Waiter:} I'll come back when you're ready.

{Excited Southerner:} Hoooo...