Mistress for Christmas Lyrics

Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the day
I just can't wait till christmas time
When I can grope you in the hay

Easy come, easy go
Have a good time with lots of dough
Slippin' up high, slippin' down low
Love'm and leave'm on with the show
Yeah


Alright

Listen, I like female form in minimum dress
Money to spend with a capital s
Get a date with the woman in red
Wanna be in heaven with three in a bed

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
But I want it, but it don't matter
She got it
And I can't get it

I want a mistress for christmas
I want a mistress for christmas
Oh, yeah
Haha
Yeah
I want a mistress for christmas
Come on

Easy come, easy go
Slippin' high, slippin' low

He got it, I want it
They got it, I can't have it
I want it, don't matter
She got it
And I can't get it

Mistress
He got it, I want it
For christmas
They got it
And I can't have it

Mistress
But I want it, it don't matter
For christmas
She got it
And I can't get a mistress for christmas

You know what I'm talkin' about
Mistress for christmas
You gotta send me down
You gotta send me down

Mistress for christmas
I want the woman in red
With bow in my bed

Mistress for christmas
I can hear you coming down my smoke stack
I wanna ride on your reindeer honey
And ring the bells