Surprise, Surprise there's a man downstage.
Surprise, Surprise I'm in a bar.
Surprise, Surprise It's my turn to play.
I'm overworked and underpaid.
I drive to work in a rented bus,
200 miles or more a day, just so that you can get a
Look at usand figure out if we're worth you paid.
Too many potential flingstoo many bands to depened.
Over 60, 000 miles I travelledto drink more beer than
Al Capone bottled
(and did he bottle.
.)I used to live the nightlife,
But now the nightlife's living me.
Too many times I had too manybecause there's too many
People watching methey're watching me.
Surprise, Surprise I remember them all.
Surprise, Surprise we ain't pissed them off.
Surprise, Surprise I kind of miss the pastSurprise,
Surprise it went by so fast.Surprise, Surprise .
Writer(s): John Nommensen, Exene Cervenka
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