Happily Ever Cadaver Lyrics

Well I broke my nail on your coffin lid
Trying to get to the beauty within
Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine
Digging a grave while wearing a skirt
Asking for trouble, gonna get myself hurt
But it's fine
You're gonna be mine

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes
You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Now my wig's all frizzy and I've got a run in my hose
Rigor Mortis has been kind to you and left you in a sexy pose

Happily, I'm so happily, ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine
Happily, I'm so happily, ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine

This transvestite moves by moonlight
With six inch heels and a pink flashlight
Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine
I put you in the back of my Cadillac
Next to my lingerie and the tire jack
Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes
You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Now my wig's all frizzy and I've got a run in my hose
Rigor Mortis has been kind to you and left you in a sexy pose

Happily, I'm so happily, ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine
Happily, I'm so happily, ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine

All right
Dig ?em up

Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes
You make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside
Now my wig's all frizzy and I've got a run in my hose
Rigor Mortis has been kind to you and left you in a sexy pose

Happily, I'm so happily, ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine
Happily, I'm so happily, ever cadaver
You're gonna be mine