If I Can Find a Clean Shirt Lyrics

Come on now, Willie
Don't look at me that way
I know you like a paperback book
'Cause I've read every page
I know what you're thinkin'
And I don't think you're thinkin' at all
This is old Hoss that you're talkin' to
The one with the perfect recall

No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight
Drinkin' tequila, taking chances on our lives
All the women are crazy, they like to party until daylight
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might

Wait a minute, Waylon
I ain't said a thing about that
Sometimes I just like to wear my spurs
And my old Mexican hat
But we sure had fun the last time
That we were down there
And when we woke up, you had that weird tattoo
And somebody had curled my hair

No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight
Drinkin' tequila, taking chances on our lives
All the women are crazy, they like to party until daylight
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might

All the women are crazy, and they like to party until daylight
On second thought, if I can find a clean shirt, I might