Drunk Tank Lyrics

I'm a member of the drunk tank
Sometimes three days a week
I'm a member of the drunk tank
There's room reserved for me

Happy hour is every hour seven days a week
Drinking is my game and I do it socialbly
Every night the same old thing
I get behind the wheel
I'm gonna stop at every bar until I get my fill


Something's wrong I'm waking up out on the concrete floor
Hey, excuse me officer will you show me ot the door
I'll pay a fine and promise never again
And if I lose my job
I'll be a drinking by profession

I'll never drink again
Lose my license for a year is part of the consequences
Then enroll in A.A. with all my drinking friends
It doesn't matter, It's O.K.
There's no need for regrets
Because I know in no time I'll be there again