Damn You, George Lucas Songtext

von Voltaire

I have a six year old,
And i gotta tell you,
Having a six year old changes the way you see things,
Changes the way you write music,
'cause they say the most
Fucked up things
That you never would stop to think about.
My son called me the other day,
I pick up the phone and he says
"papa?"
I said "yeah?"
And he said "how come, in star wars,
When ben kenobi died he disappeared?"
And i said "uhh that's because he became one with the force!"
And he said "oh okay, thanks, bye" click
Phone rings five minutes later he says
"papa?"
"yeah"
"how come when ben kenobi and yoda died they disappeared,
But when darth vader died he didn't disappear?
And luke burned his body?"
And i was like "FUCK"
"oh that's because, see, darth vader was a sith lord,
He wasn't pure, so he did not become one with the force"
He goes "oh okay, bye" click
Phone rings five minutes later
He says "papa?"
I was like "YES?"
"how come ben kenobi and yoda died and they disappeared,
And when darth vader died he didn't disappear?
But then they showed him at the end of return of the jedi!
As a spirit"
I was like
"DAMN YOU LUCAS"