Brains! Songtext

von Voltaire

Well hello there little boy.
Don't be shy.
Step right up, I'm a reasonable guy.
Don't be frightened by the look in my eye.
I'm just your average evil meteor from outta the sky.
Well, I'm just shy and scared in this place
I'm just a fish outa water from outer space
You can see that the trip has left me tired and drained
So why don't you be a pal...
And bring me some BRAINS!
Go down to your neighbor's place
See the dull expression on his face
You'd be doing him a favor if you brought him to me
He ain't using his brain he's just watching TV!
Go down to Mr. McGee's
He hasn't had a thought since '43.
His brain is the portrait of atrophy.
He ain't using it, why not give it to me?
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll need their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Go down to the Wonton shop,
My fortune cookie says that I just can't stop
I'll suck the noodle right out of their heads
And half an hour later, I'm hungry again!
Creep into the donut shop
Sneak in tip-toe past the cop.
Pick me up a cruller and a cupful of tea.
And any other sweetbreads you happen to see.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll need their brains 'til they're zombified.
Sure they might think it's deranged
But they won't give it a thought
After I've eaten their brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first they think it's strange,
They won't think twice
If they don't have a brain!
Brains, Brains, I love 'em, I need 'em...
My tummy jumps for joy when I eat 'em.
The big ones, the fat ones, the short ones, the tall ones,
They're so delectable, especially the small ones.
No time to cook 'em in a skillet.
My belly's rumblin', I got a need to fill it.
I don't fry 'em, the heat will only shrink 'em,
I'll just grab myself a straw and drink 'em!!!
Now you've been swell to go around
And bring me every single brain in town
But with all these brains, I can't help but think
That there isn't one left out there to drink.
Fess up boy, come on, heck!
Is there someone that you're trying to protect?
Bring her down here to meet her end
And I promise I'll be your bestest friend.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I won't lie,
I'll need her brains 'til she's zombified.
Sure she might think it's deranged
But she won't give it a thought
After I've eaten her brain.
BRAINS, BRAINS, It's okay.
It's not a matter if it isn't gray,
And if at first she thinks it's strange,
She won't think twice
If they she don't have a brain!
BRAINS.....
Bring me her Brain.....
Bring me her Brain.....
BRING ME HER BRAIN!!!!!!!!
Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!