Sex Is a Wonderful Habit Songtext

von Tim Fischer

Sex is a wonderful habit
Sex ist a sport for a beggar or a king
Sex is a wonderful habit
Sex is a wonderful thing

Sex is a wonderful habit
In summer, in winter, in autumn, in spring
Sex is a wonderful habit
And a most economical thing

It costs you very little
It's most inexpensive a treat
And you can play the middle
And still make both ends meet

Yes, sex is a wonderful habit
Sex is a mazing, fantastical stuff
You may not be a wolf or a rabbit
But you'll find that you can't get enough

Yes, sex is so awfully restfull
When you're tired, there's nothing it lacks
And if it should turn out successful
The government lowers your tax

Sex is so very convenient
You can enjoy it in country or town
It makes you feel very lenient
It's the one thing you'll take lying down

It's so good at the right time
More pleasant than movies or beer
It may make demands on your nighttime
But without it, we wouldn't be here

Yes, sex helps to build up the nation
Sex doesn't care about hours or pay
It teaches co-operation
In a friendly, good-neighborly way
Yes, friendly, good-neighborly
Hya, babe-ly, mink or sable-ly
House or stable-ly
Couch or table-ly -
In a friendly, good-neighborly way