Join Us for Pong Songtext

von The Vandals

It's the gay nineties and - you can't watch nothin' good - mindless pinko garbage - is all they make in hollywood - kung fu theatre, - now there's a show with class - like to find the guy - who cancelled it - and karate chop his ass - so after alf is done - there ain't nuthin' good on - all my rowdy friends come over - 'cause I have pong - join us! join us! join us! - join us for pong! - I got the foxes I got that clout - I got my unit on - the day they came out - you bring the snack treats, - you bring the booze - I ain't bringin' nuthin', - does that box belong to you? - pass the dutchie's on, - my all time favorite song - but turn it down you moron - 'cause we're tryin' - to play pong - don't be fooled by world peace - or an economy thats stable - the c.i.a.'s just got more time - to watch you - through your cable - they would control you - and take away your brain - you can defeat them - if you switch your box - over to "game" - do what's right to you, - not what they tell you to - you can fight - we meet tonight - so join us for pong - it's up to you to improve - your hand-eye cordination - or become a mindless servant, - unwitting puppet of the nation - they know your address, - they send you bills - they decide if you watch tyson, - don't that give you the chills - shake off your shackles son, - we've only just begun - there's just two speeds, - it's what you need, - so join us for pong