My Girlfriend's Dead Lyrics

I once had a girlfriend but
Then one day she dumped me
And everywhere I go people would ask me where she was

I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all my girlfriends dead

I say its leukemia
Or sometimes bulemia
Or a great big truck ran her over
And chopped off her head

I don't want to talk about her
Someone always asks about her
So I tell them all shes dead

I guess theres a part of me
That lacks sympathy
Oh the looks on their faces when I tell them how she passed away

I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her
So I tell them all shes dead [my girlfriends dead...] my girlfriends dead

You see its a total lie but its easier on me than having to admit that she likes someone else [my girlfriends dead...]
My girlfriends dead

You know please change the subject,
Im going to go jump off a building
And join her in heaven

I don't want to talk about her someone always asks about her
I don't want to talk about her someone alwayss asks about her so I tell them all my girlfriends dead