My Marge Lyrics

My Marge
My Marge is such a delight
She thrills me at night
The second I turn off the light
My Marge is peaches to me
Where no one can see
To snuggle up is heavenly
My Marge treats me sweetly
Take me home for tea
Let's not stay out too late

'Cause your mother will be cross

And I'll be down across her knee
You know my Marge speaks double Dutch
She's so ripe to touch
That's why I love her very much

Take me home for tea
Let's not stay out too late
'Cause your mother will be cross
And I'll be down across her knee
You know my Marge is such a delight
She thrills me at night
The second I turn off the light

You know my Marge
She's a nice girl you know
I know she picks her nose
She always throws the brown lumps over the right side
The green lumps over the left side
And everybody else says goodnight