Ardy Party Songtext

von The Lonely Island

Yo, yo
I knew this cat named Ardy
He wore sandals and socks
When he came to the party,
He would make sure it rocks
He would flail his arms around
And do the Ardy Dance
Leavin' everything motherfucker
With funk in their pants

Hey yo it's Friday
You're at the jam of the year
But something's missin' there
Man, Ardy ain't here
People standin' on the wall
Not freakin' at all!
Check it, what you need to do is
Give Ardy a call
And then 60 seconds later
There's a knock on the door
(Who is it?)
My man Ardy with Bacardi
Saying, 'Get on the floor!'

And I been getting' down ever since he said that shit
At the dance club, havin' a conniption fit
Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy?
(NO ONE!)
And who smokes base back of the alley?
(ARDY!)

When we found him on the street
He was homeless and shit
So we addicted him to coke
So he'd be dependent

Now, if he wants more drugs
He's gotta ROCK the rugs
Go down the hole stroll and
Pick up coke for us
Hey yo Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body
That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
(sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party

Yo, Ardy stinks like a motherfuckin' drowning in shit
But the crazy part is how much I love that kid
He's intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting
For a hit of yay he'll do just about anything
'Like suck my dick?' Hell yeah, he'll suck your dick, nerd
You're holding weight, he'll do anything
(word?)
He wears glasses and has a haircut like a clown
And if you got a girl over, you don't want him around
'Cuz he smells bad?'
Nah, dawg, cuz he'll snatch her up
Straight player for real, sporting sandals and socks

Picture the most disgusting fuckin' man on the planet
Then multiply that by eight
Goddamn Ardy's great
Do anything for my ace, even clean his face
When the schmutz starts to dry, plus he always stays placed
In the brand new Tevas, bust the wool socks
You came here to party, he came to smoke rocks

We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy that rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)

Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen
The chicks know what I mean
(He's so fresh and so clean)
He'll rub up on your leg without warning, start humping it
Oh lord, what's that smell in his pants? He's been dumping it
True game, making all the girls pause
(Ardy you look good with that dump in your drawers)

If Ardy ever stopped rocking you know we would kill him
Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin'
So I slip him PCP whenever he's not looking
So he keeps the party jumping from the floor to the ceilin'

Yeah, he looks good when he's smoking on rocks
And don't forget, y'all, he's wearing sandals and socks.
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party
We like the Ardy who rocks the party
We like the Ardy that rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)
We like the Ardy who rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks)