We Love the North Songtext

von The Lancashire Hotpots

Regular bin collections
Occassional sunshine
Horizontal rain
It's the North, innit
It's where you'll pay less for a pint
And there's big prize bingo every night
In the North
We all stop in t' street and have a natter
You can have just about owt you want cooked in batter
In the North
And we all like chips, pudding and peas
And we're not scared of heart disease
In the North
Oh you'll never see us boast and gloat
All t' girls go out on t' lash without wearing a coat
In the North
(off their heads!)
We love the North
It's the place to be
We love the North
It's for you and me
We love the North
Come on up and see us in the North
In the labour clubs there's a raffle for meat
And a hand car wash on every street
In the North
There's a much more pleasant pace of life
And it's absolutely normal t' call your cocker your wife
In the North
(come on me cock, come on here we go!)
We love the North
It's the place to be
We love the North
It's for you and me
We love the North
Come on up and see us in the North
We love the North
It's the place of dreams
We love the North
The best football teams
We love the North
Come on up and see us in the North
Yes, it might be colder by a few degrees
And it's not recommended to swim in our seas
In the North
Oh you'll never see us down in the mouth
A scotsman once said that I live in the South
And that's wrong!
(och aye, it's just wrong)
We love the North
It's the place to be
We love the North
It's for you and me
We love the North
Come on up and see us in the North
We love the North
It's the place of dreams
We love the North
The best football teams
We love the North
Come on up and see us in the North
(just jump on the M6 North, take the toll road it's a fiver, you'll be there in 40 mins, a good hour!)