The Technical Support Song Songtext

von The Lancashire Hotpots

Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Off and on again
Off and on again
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
That normally does the trick
Do you know about pressing CTRL, ALT DELETE
CTRL, ALT DELETE
CTRL, ALT DELETE
Do you know about pressing CTRL, ALT DELETE
Is that of any use to you at all?
Is that of any use to you at all?
Well. you should've pressed save… as you went along
As you went along
As you went along
You should've pressed save… as you went along
Coz you'll never see that document again
If it can't read from the C drive then isn't looking good
Isn't looking good
Isn't looking good
If it can't read from the C drive then isn't looking good
Is it still under 12 month guarantee?
Oh, is it still under 12 month guarantee?
If you want my advice then it's absolutely goosed
Absolutely goosed
It's absolutely goosed
If you want my advice old lad it's absolutely goosed
It's looking like a trip to PC world
I didn't tell you this but you could drop it on the floor
Drop it on the floor
Drop it on the floor
I didn't tell you this but you could drop it on the floor
And claim on your household insurance
Claim on your household insurance
Claim on your household insurance