Record Collection Lyrics

Train me up to be the brightest star
I'm not laughing but I think you are
And I'm not the kind of person
That takes things lightly Cause all I want is a place of my own
With a little patch of garden and a patio
And all I want is a room with a view
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

Train me up to be the brightest star
I'm not laughing but I think you are
And I'm not the kind of person
That takes things lightly And all I want is a photograph
Because I can't walk in when having a bath
And all I want is something that's mine
Not to have to buy the toothpaste every time
I don't want to buy the toothpaste every time

With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

Train me up to be the brightest star
I'm not laughing but I think you are
And I'm not the kind of person
That takes things lightly

Cause all I want is a place of my own
With a little patch of garden and a patio
And all I want is a room with a view
With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you

With an upstairs lounge, I'll be rid of you