Variety Is the Spice of Life Lyrics

VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE
(Krieger)

Well variety is the spice of life babe
That's what the judge is going to tell my wife,
She said, why'd you have to do it
Why you such a fool,
I can't resist to try something new.

Well the judge said guilty in the first degree,
I said can I help it if I dig multiplicity,
All these pretty women with nothing to do,
C'mon and help me try to find something new.

Well you've gotta try everything once,
You better take out some insurance
You gotta try everything once
You better build up your endurance.

Well variety is the spice of life babe
That's what the judge is going to tell my wife,
She said, why'd you have to do it
Why you such a fool,
I can't resist to try something new.

You got a full house babe I got four of a kind,
I'm watchin' six different televisions all at one time
You know I love you baby,
Sad but it's true.

Well you've gotta try everything once,
You better take out some insurance
You gotta try everything once
You better build up your endurance.

Well the judge said guilty in the first degree,
I said can I help it if I dig multiplicity,
All these pretty women with nothing to do,
C'mon and help me try to find something new.