Waiting For Maloney Lyrics

BAND:
Hey Maloney
Come on over
Drop what you're doing
'cause we need your help
We're all plugged in
And all tuned up
Just waiting for Maloney to show up

He's the man that holds the key
He's the man to make our jam complete
The way he plays his Grand Mythooza
You never heard anything sound so sweet

Don't make us wait forever
The time is right and we're counting on you
So Maloney how 'bout it

MALONEY:
Yeah alright, I'll be there in awhile

THE SHOWER

MALONEY:
I just turned on the shower
But teh water's cold
Maybe in five or ten I'll get in

REFRIGERATOR SONG

MALONEY:
I'm standing here by the refrigerator
I know I'll find something sooner or later
Maybe some ketchup on a slice of bread
Maybe the relish or the mustard instead

IN MY HEADPHONES

MALONEY:
In my headphones
There's a place
I can lie down
Put my stereo on
And hear the sounds

MEANWHILE

BAND:
Meanwhile the minutes go by
Waiting for him to arrive
Maloney, what's taking so long

Where can our leader be
He's probably laying around watching TV
He's probably dead drunken
Oh I hope that your wrong
Maloney, what's taking so long

MALONEY:
Long after I am dead and onge
The jamming will go on.....

BAND:
Meanwhile the minutes go by etc.

MALONEY'S TRIP
THE GRAND MYTHOOZA

BAND:
Look who just walked in
The Grand Mythooza King

I can't believe you finally made it over here
You took so long
Feels like we waited for a year
Never mind we're glad to see you just the same
So take a minute to relax and then play

Now play the Granz Mythooza
Maloney

MALONEY:
There's nothing to it
I just play along
I let teh Grand Mythoozaj lead me through the song
I should have told you
When you called me on the phone
You don't really need me
You can do it on your own

BAND:
Yeah my soul is floating free
Yeah it's lauhing down at me
We have to thank Maloney
It was more than worth the wait
'cause we weren't really waiting
And he wasn't really late