Amsterdamned Lyrics

I heard a story about
A hitchhiker abroad
A hairy hippie alone
Unaware of the law
He got a ride from a genie
Granted him one wish
He said "Oh beautiful genie
Won't you give me a soul kiss"
But things weren't what they seemed
The genie was just thirteen


Yeah she said to keep my mouth wide open
That's what she said to me

Taste space cakes
They taste great

Yeah she said to keep my mind wide open
That's what she said to me

The hippie woke from a dream
With a lump on his head
The genie rushed on his side
And cried "I thought you were dead"
"What happened to me?" he asked
Wiping a tear from her eye
"My daddy knocked you out
And threw you into the pig sty"
But things weren't what they seemed
The sty was dry and clean

She said to keep it open
That's what she said to me