Sasquatch Songtext

von Tenacious D

There were some scientists
Tryin' to figure out the sasquatch riddle
Then they figured out it was a missing link

In search of sasquatch - That was a kick ass In search of.
With Leonard nimoy kicking out the jams

He captured imaginations of people all around the globe
His name was sasquatch so I am told

His legend's ancient in the ancient scribe
Of the Indian tribe (apache tribe)

Scientists have proven that the sasquatch he is real
Take a look at the plaster cast of his foot now you know he's real
Listen real close to the audio tape not human now you know he's real
Couldn't be a man in gorilla suit no fuckin' way now you know he's real
Real real real-real real real really-real real

Don't take this personally, cause it's not about your playing
No Dude, your drumming is kick-ass.
It's just that the D it's always just been me and KG
And we're just not comfortable being a power trio.
I hope there's no hard feelings

Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your legend's real
Sasquatch (Sasquatch)
We know your love is real
Sasq-oh-uh-eww-ahh-atch (Sasquatch)

You and Tenacious D... are... reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal

Tell Tenacious D They were kick-ass
And who should I tell them said that
Tell them it was Sasqua- Tell them it was a friend.
OK

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey

You know what... you better tell them it was Sasquatch.
They won't know what friend you're talking about.
Ok, Sure.
See ya.