Friendship Test Lyrics

(phone rings)

*click*

Two Kings.
Hey Kage.
Hey!
How's it goin'?
Good, good...
What are you--what are you doin'?

Oh, god, I was just, I was-
I love you.
...what'd you say?
I said I love you, man. I just wanted to say it.
Dude, thanks... thank you... that's awesome. Fuckin' awesome. I mean, uh... that's cool you can say that.
Don't you have something to say?
No. (pause) Aw, I mean, I, uh, I like you... I like you too, dude.
Whoa, whoa. LIKE? HO HO HO, MAN! I'm glad I fuckin'
Did this test on you, the friendship test!
What?
No, man
What are you talkin' about?
That---what happened before when I said I love you, that was a test.
Because, man, I could've made a total ASS of myself if I hadn't done this test on you.
HOO HOO!
Wait, you don't---
Boy.
You don't really love me?
Dude, listen. You fuckin' passed the test, okay? But BARELY. You know what you got?
What'd I get?
F+.

*click*