Casual Agent Lyrics

Words & Music by Marc Bolan
Recorded by T.Rex, 1976

(Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.)
(Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.)

Casual agent,
Moving by the Seine.
Cosmetic Betty,
Stealing from the skull.
Madonna dollar,
Destroyer by the holy roof.
I know to move my child,
To switch without your tooth.

Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.
Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.

Distorted contortionist,
Barely saved his cool.
As a rubberized Hannah,
By the 'lectric school.
With the Planetary Pearl
And the Magnetic Fool.
Who were both told
And rolled to look alike
And welded to a stool.

Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.
Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.

Wind of Illusion,
Came deadly down my street.
Lead were my eyelids,
Demented were my feet.
And the two-faced detector,
From the Malibu beach.
Dejected like Delilah.
She sucked upon my peach.

Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.
Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.

All night worker,
From the missionary stand.
I saw him dripped glue,
In the video grand.
There's a tiger-tongued tinsel,
Said the old Queen's of the Night,
Were stone-cold stiletto toed.
Stone mammas alright.

Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.
Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.
Oh, I wanna be your casual agent.

[Repeat till fade.]