The blim holes in my shell suit
Joined into an absolute
And fell apart one day
They stitched me up in everton
Then they took me to a surgeon:
Lost on penalties
Mario man
I married at the altar
The village idiot's daughter
Oh! lucky me
We honeymooned in Cyprus
That's where she caught the virus
I flew home alone
So I bought myself a chip pan
And sailed it to the isle of man
For a holiday
Struggling in a vortex
With my jacket made of goretex
It fits wonderfully
Mario man
Zap! Zap!
Wham! wham!
Says the Mario man today
He played so hard
He's got blisters on his fingers
Writer(s): Gruffudd Rhys, Cian Ciaran, Huw Bunford, Dafydd Ieuan, Guto Pryce
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