The Shocker Songtext

von Steel Panther

(Are you ready baby)
(oooh)
(ahh yeah)

Extra Extra read all about it
I wanna show you guys something new
Now If your having trouble just getting a boner
Here's something cool that'll work for you
It's way better than a Dirty Sanchez
Some will say that its a bit extreme
Close your eyes and spread your legs now
What I'm about to do will make you scream
You better lube it up cuz its easier to get it deeper in
In her hole til she screams

Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker

It's easy to find chicks that really dig it
In the city or in the town
You can spot a rookie who's been using the shocker
He walks around with a pinky thats brown
When ya do too much butter sugar
And your hard meat stick won't stand
Add your middle finger to a fist of metal and spread the shocker all across the land

Its time to raise your hands and salute the movement that rocks all girls
You won't learn this at school
So pay attention here
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
YEAH!

[solo]

Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Give her the Shocker
You can do it in the bathroom or do it in your car
Or do it in the alley right behind the bar
Two in the Pink and one in the stink
Thats called the Shocker
Here it comes!

[solo]

Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Shock Shock Shocker
Come on and Shocker
Do you wanna? 20 balls of? heavy metal power
In your vagina and your butthole too

*blown kiss*