Supersonic Sex Machine Songtext

von Steel Panther

I'm the cyber-slutty sex bot made of steel
I am programmed to make all the b*tches squeal
I've got gluteus of aluminum and circuit board abs
I'm impervious to hackers, Chlamydia, and crabs
I've got an extra dong for double penetration
Just squeeze my balls and activate vibration
I can f*ck all night if you want me to
Then you can piss on my receptacle
And suck my load of cyber-goo
Super sonic sex machine [x3]
I've got bionic balls attached to vacuum tubes
Micro ducts emitting flavored lube
Degauss my memory for no regret
I'll paint your house and wash your car and light your cigarette
I'm a
Super sonic sex machine [x3]
I'm coded for performance - but I'm missing something real
You've helped me become human - you've shown me how to feel
The elders of the Science, shall breed a Master Race
But we can live in freedom - let me jizz upon your face
I am engineered to cuddle until dawn
You can activate my sleep mode when you're gone
Your ultimate pleasure's the reason I exist
From shopping malls to ben wa balls a finger to a fist
I'm a
Super sonic sex machine [x3]
That's what I am!