Stripper Girl Songtext

von Steel Panther

I met you down at the Seventh Veil
The first night that I got out of jail
Your lips were red and your skin was pale
You were the one that I wanted to nail, yeah
I asked you for a table dance
You came over and put your hand in my pants
"I ain′t lookin' for no wild romance
By the way, hey you got any blow?"

Stripper girl, heaven sent
Pay my phone bill, pay my rent
Stripper girl, I love you
All my friends really love you too
I really love your boobies

I wanna love you till the end of time
I wanna love you in a sixty-nine
I wanna love you where the sun don′t shine
Hey, where'd you put that coke? Cool
Take my cock into your back door
I wanna fuck you, you fuckin' whore
I wanna jam it in and out at a real fast pace
Till I squirt hot juicy all over your face

Stripper girl, heaven sent
Take one look and I pitch a tent
Stripper girl, you′re the best
Up all night on crystal meth

Sometimes you think that I′m a jerk
When you catch me fuckin' your friends from work
I′ll be there to catch you when you fall
If you buy me an iPhone you can give me a call

I really love you baby
I wanna watch you dance
I didn't mean to fuck your friend
Give me one more chance

Stripper girl on my lap
Hope I didn′t give you the clap
Stripper girl, I need some cash
Get on stage and shake that ass
Stripper girl, heaven sent
Thanks again for payin' my rent, yeah
Stripper girl
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Stripper girl